If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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