Sry I called you an 8
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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