She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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