mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Randomize
