She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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