yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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