Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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