Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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