Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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