what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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