i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
3pm strippers are depressing
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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