Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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