So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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