we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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