He asked me if I "almost moaned"
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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