Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
