I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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