This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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