i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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