I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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