her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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