Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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