dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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