it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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