I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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