Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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