so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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