Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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