just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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