My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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