i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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