I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Dear god my vagina.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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