I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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