Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm experimenting with sincerity
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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