He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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