GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Randomize
