I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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