Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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