Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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