I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Just high enough for therapy.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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