What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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