I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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