Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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