Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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