OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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