Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I want a musical about memes.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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