Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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