I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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