dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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