Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
