Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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