:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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