when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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