I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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