dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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