I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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