Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
false alarm. still invincible.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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