She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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